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11

Feb

The reasons I haven’t been posting.

Laptop broke shortly after new years and a shit ton of homework.

30

Dec

24

Dec

Amendment 10
A Bro is allowed to publish The Bro Code if he stands to make a profit on it.

Amendment 10

A Bro is allowed to publish The Bro Code if he stands to make a profit on it.

17

Dec

Amendment 9
A Bro is allowed to play air guitar, provided that the air guitar is made of plastic and connected to a video game system.

Amendment 9

A Bro is allowed to play air guitar, provided that the air guitar is made of plastic and connected to a video game system.

09

Dec

Amendment 8
A Bro may toss the Bro Code out the window if Scandinavian twins are involved in any capacity.

Amendment 8

A Bro may toss the Bro Code out the window if Scandinavian twins are involved in any capacity.

05

Dec

Amendment 7
(Write in your own so that later— when called upon— you can cite the Bro Code.)

Amendment 7

(Write in your own so that later— when called upon— you can cite the Bro Code.)

I missed the new episode of HIMYM on monday night.

I’ll post the next amendment as soon as I watch the new episode.

28

Nov

myonlyopendiary asked: So bros before hoes, but not if they're not much of a bro?

You are either Bros or not Bros. There is no in between.

Amendment 6
Okay, if a Bro desperately needs to stash his porn somewhere, he is allowed to show up uninvited at his Bro’s door with a box of porn, even if his Bro is living with chick. Since the Bro’s connection with his porn undoubtedly constitutes an older and more meaningful relationship, the box of porn is afforded right of way over the live-in girlfriend, despite the box of porn’s inability to get super pissed and withhold sec for the night.

Amendment 6

Okay, if a Bro desperately needs to stash his porn somewhere, he is allowed to show up uninvited at his Bro’s door with a box of porn, even if his Bro is living with chick. Since the Bro’s connection with his porn undoubtedly constitutes an older and more meaningful relationship, the box of porn is afforded right of way over the live-in girlfriend, despite the box of porn’s inability to get super pissed and withhold sec for the night.

25

Nov

Anonymous asked: Can lesbians be bros?

Yes